Bule: “What is your last name?”

Org Indonesia: “I’m sorry.”

Bule: “You don’t have to sorry.. And what is your first name?”

Org Indonesia: “You don’t know.”

Bule: “Of course I don’t know, that’s why I ask you… And your middle name?”

Org Indonesia: “Funny…”

Akhirnya bulenya marah dan menutup telepon.
Orang Indonesianya kebingungan, sambil memandangi nama di KTP-nya sendiri yang tertulis: “Yudono Fani Amsori”
(Dibaca inggris: you don’t know funny i’m sorry).